Now that I’ve had this piece of bling for a full 24 hours, I’ve identified a number of alternative uses that will allow First and Last Husband (FLH) to amortize its cost.

1. You can chill a drink with it.
2. Emergency lighting: It lights up dark rooms.
3. You can start a fire with it.
4. If stranded on a desert island, you can signal for help.
5. You can amuse children by making rainbow patterns on the wall.

Oh, what wouldn’t MacGyver have given to have this ring in his arsenal?