After reading my post Monday on bath-time and hypocrisy, one alert and sympatico reader sent me the following from the Urban Dictionary:

Haggard’s Law:
The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person’s vocalized objections to homosexuality.

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