I’m certain Michelle Obama said no such thing, but I kind of wish she had:

My favorite thing about Mrs Obama was when she was asked if her skirt was not too tight and she answered, “Why? You don’t like my big black ass?”
-Karl Lagerfeld said in an interview.

Nahh. She didn’t say it. Would never say it. But she’s sure spirited enough to have thought it.

I love the First Lady better than any we’ve had in a long time. Smart, accomplished, gorgeous. Her own woman.

{I wish, though, she’d do something about those distracting eyebrows.}