Now that I’m really in senior citizen land, at least chronologically, I’m not so sure I should be dropping the F bomb as much as I like to. Or the “sh__” word.

I mean, I’m still me.  I’ll still do it, but maybe not so much.

Consequently, I’m looking for some new cuss words.

I’m lovin’ Mabel’s Feng shui! above.

And I heard a really good phrase on the TV show, The Amazing Race the other day:

Oh, cheese & crackers!

I liked it.  Then, a friend offered another:

Shut the front door!

Wholesome exclamations are new to me, so I thought I’d check with you: got any nice cuss terms that I can substitute for my trashy ones?

Just askin’.