I wander around a lot and when I do, I’m always on the lookout for Cute Shi t.
Well, ok, sometimes it’s not so much cute as SNARKY. But snarky is ok. Snarky can be funny.
I mean, half the fun in life is having the snarky take on this. After all, we’re not fu king unicorns.
It kind of makes me laugh when people expect bloggers to always blog “positive” things or be sweetness and light all the time. This is the real world. Unicorns do not exist. Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Since you can’t be a unicorn because they don’t exist, be yourself.
In this post, I am being myself.
In that vein, have you ever wanted to flash this at someone?
Yeah, me, too.
Then again, some things can be sweetness and light. Like candy. I saw this candy store the other day and it was cute. Candy. Not good for us. But. Presentation is everything, never doubt it. Otherwise, why would these candies sell so well?
Actually, these tiny candy boxes are prettily packaged so they really do make a cute gift. Good merchandising.
Speaking of merchandising, I saw this in the San Jose airport.
Clever presentation. Benefit Cosmetics.
Now that you’ve had your ration of sweetness and light, let’s get back to the snark.
The facts of life, 21st century style:
Or as my husband says: “Whiskey Foxtrot Tango?” Or, as I am now saying: “Wednesday-Thursday-Friday.”
Ok, I don’t say that. I say “What the F…”
Now, I’ve given this some thought:
and I’ve concluded that she wasn’t. Not about everything. Not even about most things.
But that’s ok.
When I ran across this, well, I could see just what great advice it was:
An interesting scenario.
Leave it to W.C. Fields.
Here is a daunting thought: what if your guests got to rate your guest bathroom?
I saw it in Z Gallerie and had to open it. Oh so clever! How would your bathroom rate?
Wouldn’t it be great to have this kit? My mother could have used it.
Any married person knows this scenario:
I love New Yorker cartoons.
Yes, Virginia. In this Sonoma restaurant, all the rest rooms are unisex. Just like at home.
Deal with it. (Why do people get so freaked out by unisex bathrooms? So many restaurants have them today.)
I know you’ve seen this, right?
And talk about great book titles:
I didn’t buy it though, so how great could it be?
Had it with snark for the day? Yeah, me, too. I think that’s it for now. See you next time!
Hurry back, ya hear?