High-fashion can be ridiculous. Runway shows are meant to be dramatic: there is no way the average woman could wear couture. But everyone pretends that showing fashion like this is totally normal. Except these guys:The gay gene is totally connected to the funny-bone, and there are few people as funny as Michael Kors and Tim Gunn. (with Nina Garcia, above)
While we enjoy the fashions, the real reason we watch Project Runway is the snarky, pointed and droll commentary that these two come out with. It’s the best of reality TV. And no episode is without its witticisms.
So, come along for a few laughs. You couldn’t write dialogue this good.
Tim Gunn-isms
What are you doing? This is such wretched excess.
She looks like an elongated marshmallow.
You just have to say all these things on the runway: “Nina, I wanted her to look like she had a big fat ass.”
A couture post-office uniform is not going to work.
It looks like pterodactyl from a gay jurassic park
Don’t bore Nina.
And the understatement of each episode: This concerns me.
Michael Kors-isms
She looks like Barefoot Appalachian Lil’ Abner Barbie.
She looks like a paper brioche.
Next thing you know, it’s big button earrings and you’re on ‘The Facts of Life.’
I feel like a pope at a sex club
She looks like a Pole dancer in Dubai
She looks like an Amish Cocktail Waitress
She looks like a transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral
If a guy was 7’3″ it would be a fabulous fit.
It looks like olive colored dinner napkins stuck to her hips
Scarlett O’Hara ripped drapes down and made a couture dress… she ripped the sheets off the bed and ran out the door.
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