As our favorite character, Jim, on the BBC show The Vicar of Dibley, says, “no-no-no-no-no!” to the house in San Jose.

Or should we say “No way, San Jose!”

The counter-offer was not a real counter, almost insulting, actually. I’m real sorry she is $450K under water on the house, but that’s not our problem.

We declined to counter-offer her counter. On that, FLH and I were perfectly aligned.

So, nice try, sunshine. I’m sure someone will buy that house in the near future, but it won’t be us.

There’s always another perfect house, and maybe this next one will be more perfect for our canine and feline family.