This has to be my favorite quote, ever, from a memoir publisher’s website:

Please be advised: there are times when I comment on query letters as a way of helping you improve your pitch. If you have an overinflated ego, believe your writing originates from the hands of the Great Cosmic Muffin, or you’re just an ass, please state this at the top of your query, and I will refrain from helping you and let you stab about like a blind man trying to fork a pea.

Here’s the blog; enjoy it!
http://behlerblog.wordpress.com/